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New Addition To “Free Ramos & Compean” Campaign

In Uncategorized on December 18, 2008 at 8:02 am

El Paso– Supporters of the “Free Ramos and Compean” Campaign announced

Cute Stars

Cute Stars

yesterday that they were adding Ex Constable Mario Ramos who was indicted yesterday for shooting an unarmed man in the back during a traffic stop after seeing “a shiney object” and was also arrested last month for raping a female after seeing “a shiny object” near her pants to the “Free Ramos and Compean” Campaign.

The campaign will now be named, “Free Ramos, Ramos and Compean”. Supporters updated their clemency petition and sent the updated version to President Bush for consideration.

Racist and right-wing groups and websites, which are usually the same thing and make up the bulk of supporters for the original Ramos and Compean, were abuzz  yesterday with excitement due to the announcement.

Colorado Rep. Tom Tancredo released a statement announcing that a man “with such cute stars on his neck and pretty eyebrows could not possibly be responsible for the crimes those Mexicans in El Paso are accussing him of… if his victims had not had shiney objects this would not have happened”.

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  1. It is “accusing”. WTF is acussing?

  2. WTF is acussing? It is much like accusing but it involves cussing. Thanks for your concern.

  3. That’s law enforcement in El Paso! By the way …USE SPELL CHECK!

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