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		<title>El Pasoans Misunderstand Meaning of National Meat Out Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 05:47:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[El Paso- A group of 6 embarrassed El Pasoans held a press conference today to apologize to the city for misunderstanding the meaning of National Meat Out Day, which was held last Friday. The El Paso 6 admitted to walking around all day last Friday with their &#8220;meat out&#8221; of their zippers due to them [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elpasofakenews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5619583&amp;post=271&amp;subd=elpasofakenews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Picture of Albuquerque Zoo Gaffe</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 05:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Albuquerque, NM- Embarrassed Albuquerque Zoo officials have managed to keep any photos of their recent screw up involving their tossing of a dead giraffe into a dumpster from finding their way to the public&#8230; until now. EPFN reporters have obtained the below photograph from inside sources. EPFN presents the following disturbing photograph as a public [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elpasofakenews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5619583&amp;post=269&amp;subd=elpasofakenews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Perry&#8217;s Helicopters- First Week&#8217;s Results</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 05:20:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Austin- A secret report obtained from Gov. Perry&#8217;s office details some previously unreleased information about the governor&#8217;s election time publicity stunt move to protect Texas from Mexican cartel invaders by implementing the use of military helicopters. While the Governor has hailed the results of his operation as &#8220;outstanding&#8221; and &#8220;eye opening&#8221;, the results detailed in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elpasofakenews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5619583&amp;post=265&amp;subd=elpasofakenews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Pro-Perry Protesters Accidently Deported</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 03:15:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[El Paso&#8211; Running scared about his re-election prospects, Governor Perry held an election rally using El Paso&#8217;s public officials as props a press conference at the Chamizal on Monday where he called for &#8220;1000 U.S. troops to guard the border and a handjob for all willing Texas males from Texas State Comptroller Susan Combs&#8221;. Two [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elpasofakenews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5619583&amp;post=251&amp;subd=elpasofakenews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>El Paso Delegation Heads To Austin; Nobody Notices</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:25:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Austin- The El Paso delegation of elected officials recently arrived in Austin to lobby state officials and to push the El Paso agenda, however, our sources in Austin tell us that since the delegation&#8217;s arrival up till now, nobody has really noticed. In fact, according to our sources, the delegation has often been mistaken for [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elpasofakenews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5619583&amp;post=249&amp;subd=elpasofakenews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Real Condolences</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a shout out to the Lionstar in his time of mouring- be strong and God Bless!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elpasofakenews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5619583&amp;post=248&amp;subd=elpasofakenews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>City: Dogs can&#8217;t play on sports teams</title>
		<link>http://elpasofakenews.wordpress.com/2009/02/06/city-dogs-cant-play-on-sports-teams/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 06:34:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[EL PASO &#8211;Dogs and girls and boys will not be allowed to play for the same teams in the city&#8217;s competitive sports leagues, and the city will not advocate to change the rules that would allow coed or co-species teams throughout the state. West-Central city Rep. Susie Byrd on Tuesday backed off from her push [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elpasofakenews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5619583&amp;post=244&amp;subd=elpasofakenews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Cartel sets out to fill 11,000 jobs</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 07:05:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[El Paso&#8211;Dozens of job-seekers attended the Sinaloa Cartel employment fair Saturday in Northeast El Paso. The event was part of A New Year, Another 1,600 Murdered,  a Sinaloa Cartel international campaign to spread the word about career options in the organization, said Rick Lopez, a Sinaloa Cartel spokesman. Open houses were held Saturday at 15 [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elpasofakenews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5619583&amp;post=242&amp;subd=elpasofakenews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Local Hoodlums Anxious To Bring Down Property Values In Proposed Magoffin Project Area</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 06:50:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[El Paso&#8211; Hoodlums, gang bangers, winos, sex offenders, prostitutes, Ramos and Compean, and a plethora of other criminals, lowlifes, and scumbags who control the Magoffin area in which the proposed Magoffin Project will be built were abuzz with excitement this morning after watching today&#8217;s city council meeting via the free wi-fi that local taxpayers provide [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elpasofakenews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5619583&amp;post=240&amp;subd=elpasofakenews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sinaloa Cartel Saves Star on Mountain</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 06:32:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Juarez, Mx.&#8211; The Sinaloa Cartel&#8217;s Office of Press Relations, Juarez Region, released a statement late Wednesday afternoon announcing an agreement with the El Paso Chamber of Commerce that will save the star on El Paso&#8217;s Franklin Mountain. The Sinaloa Cartel intends to take over control of the star and &#8220;maintain the star aesthetics, however every [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elpasofakenews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5619583&amp;post=237&amp;subd=elpasofakenews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>PSB Responds To Growing Criticism</title>
		<link>http://elpasofakenews.wordpress.com/2009/01/26/psb-responds-to-growing-criticism/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 06:47:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[El Paso&#8211; The Public Service Board responded late Sunday night to recent and well founded criticisms that they are out of control, that their employees are ridiculously over paid, that there is a lack of oversight, are generally well rounded assholes and that they should cease to exist by releasing the below press release that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elpasofakenews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5619583&amp;post=233&amp;subd=elpasofakenews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Eddie Holguin Changes Mind At Walmart Checkout Lane</title>
		<link>http://elpasofakenews.wordpress.com/2009/01/25/eddie-holguin-changes-mind-walks-away-from-checkout-without-groceries/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 00:58:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[El Paso&#8211; Two of our writers, who moonlight at Walmart due to the unlawfully low wages paid to them by EPFN, told us this morning that a mini-riot was narrowly averted last night at Walmart due to a shopping cart of groceries that City Rep. Eddie Holguin walked away from and left at the checkout [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elpasofakenews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5619583&amp;post=229&amp;subd=elpasofakenews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ramos &amp; Compean To Become Constables</title>
		<link>http://elpasofakenews.wordpress.com/2009/01/22/ramos-compean-to-become-constables/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 06:29:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[El Paso&#8211; A spokesman for the Free Ramos &#38; Compean &#38; Ramos Campaign announced today that the soon to be released from their very much deserved prison sentence, Ramos (the first one) and Compean had applied and been hired as constables in former constable Alex Gamoboa&#8217;s district #6. The spokesman said that the pair had [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elpasofakenews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5619583&amp;post=225&amp;subd=elpasofakenews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>EPFN: El Paso&#8217;s Number 1 Ranked Website!</title>
		<link>http://elpasofakenews.wordpress.com/2009/01/20/epfn-el-pasos-number-1-ranked-website/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Which El Paso Internet Web sites are the most-viewed? Take a look: Here are the latest rankings from Compete.com: Rank    Site                   People 1.       elpasofakenews   8,894,432 2.       elpasotimes.com    199,331 3.        kfoxtv.com            34,375 4.        kdbc.com                10,700 5.        newspapertree.com    10,472 6.        ktsm.com                8,599 7.        kprr.com                  5,071 8.        klaq.com                  3,814 9.        khey.com                  3,043 10.      ksii.com                    2,740 &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- NOTE: EPFN also owns El Paso Fake Numbers, the producers of the above chart and of Sun Bowl Parade attendee tallies [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elpasofakenews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5619583&amp;post=221&amp;subd=elpasofakenews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>God: Prayer Requests May Be Backed Up For A While Due To Superbowl</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 18:25:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heaven&#8211; God released a press release Monday morning calling on all believers and non-believers who pray &#8220;just in case&#8221; to try to get all of their prayer requests in before the end of this week because he will be busy listening to and granting prayers during the superbowl. He will also be busy listening to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elpasofakenews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5619583&amp;post=218&amp;subd=elpasofakenews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Vigilante Group Promises To Kill One Good Idea Per Week</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 18:09:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[El Paso&#8211; A new vigilante group has sprung up in El Paso after another vigilante group in Juarez announced its formation early last week. The Juarez group announced that it would kill one criminal per day and that they had formed in response to the drug war being waged in their city. The El Paso [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elpasofakenews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5619583&amp;post=215&amp;subd=elpasofakenews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Intelligent Discussions Are For Bitches; Why Cook Is Right on Drug War</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 07:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[EPFN Editorial We applaud Mayor Cook for his courageous stance on Tuesday against the evil scourge of intelligent discussion. We stand in solidarity with the Bush administration and Mayor Cook as well as the vast majority of the citizens of this city in taking a firm stance against this plague of intelligence. We stand in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elpasofakenews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5619583&amp;post=207&amp;subd=elpasofakenews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Border Plan Leaked</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 06:45:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[El Paso&#8211; EPFN has obtained a secret &#8220;Border Plan&#8221; which the Department of Homeland Security has devised in case Mexico&#8217;s vicous drug war ever spills into El Paso. The plan, which is titled, &#8220;The Plan&#8221;, is based on President Bush&#8217;s homeland security philosophy and Iraq War strategies and calls for the invasion of Canada if [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elpasofakenews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5619583&amp;post=205&amp;subd=elpasofakenews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>From The EPND Archives: January 7, 1860</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 03:34:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From El Paso Fake News, January 7, 1860: Mayor Cook Vetoes Resolution Asking For Debate on Slavery Township of El Paso&#8211; The banjo playing mayor, Joseph Cook on Tuesday vetoed a unanimously supported resolution from City Council asking the federal government to seriously study the abolishment of slavery as a way to respond to the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elpasofakenews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5619583&amp;post=201&amp;subd=elpasofakenews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Local Psychic Releases 2008 Predictions</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 17:17:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[El Paso&#8211; In what has become a yearly tradition, local pyschic David McFraud held a press conference on Sunday morning during which he released his complete 2008 predictions as well as his 2009 pre-predictions. McFraud, who is also a local radio celebrity, opened a sealed mayonaise jar and pulled out his 2008 predictions which he [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elpasofakenews.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5619583&amp;post=197&amp;subd=elpasofakenews&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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