Austin- A secret report obtained from Gov. Perry’s office details some previously unreleased information about the governor’s election time publicity stunt move to protect Texas from Mexican cartel invaders by implementing the use of military helicopters. While the Governor has hailed the results of his operation as “outstanding” and “eye opening”, the results detailed in the report seem to indicate otherwise. Below are some highlights from some of the pilot’s log sheets:
- Day 1- Flew over west Texas, lots of brush and lots of cars on I-10. Spotted 2 coyotes having sex.
- Day 2- Spent 4 hours looking for the horny coyotes and right before lunch, spotted 3 coyotes having sex. Observed the animal 3-way for about an hour.
- Day 3- Eagerly scoured the desert for animals having sex, nothing to report.
- Day 4- Spotted what looks like an El Paso City elected official having sex with 2 coyotes.
- Day 5- Took day off, rented animal porn.
