BREAKING NEWS…..COMING SOON…APPOLOGY TO ANIMAL KINGDOM, 3RD GRADERS & CITY HALL FORTHCOMING… EL PASO’S ACTUALLY FUNNY FAKE NEWS TO RESTART PUBLISHING AS WELL (PROBABLY)….
Stories that may be covered soon:
- Chico’s 5 Reveal, “We don’t really like to eat tacos!”
- EPPD to El Paso, “Oops We Fucked Up Again”
- Animal Control to El Paso, “Oops We Fucked Up Again, Again”
- Darren Hunt to El Paso, “I’m Gonna Fuck You Real Good”
