El Paso– A recent outbreak of scabies thoughout every single YISD school campus that surprised and shocked overpayed administrators and teachers as well as uncaring parents has managed to surprise and astound once again.
Different bands of scabies have led hostile takeovers of student councils at 14 YISD campuses and rumors of attempts of scabies taking over principals’ offices as well as school boards abound.
A spokes-scabie did tell us that the take-over of the student councils was relatively easy because the students were too busy “sexting” to notice and that the planned takeover of principle’s offices and school boards should be just as easy because principals “are generally pretty fucking stupid” and “school boards- well shit, they appoint kids to them now so a scabie won’t make a big difference will it?”.
