El Paso– Byuoded by their soon to be successful implementation of a city ordinance that will allow the El Paso Police Department to “play judge” and tow vehicles which they believe are uninsured, the EPPD today proposed yet another task which they have no business performing, proving yet again that they are overstaffed and don’t have enough work to do.
EPPD spokesperons announced that the in addition to checking for uninsured vehicles during unconstitutional roadblocks, they will also be checking the vaginas of all females under the age of 17 to ensure that they have not yet engaged in sexual intercourse.
The EPPD reminded reporters that it is illegal for anyone under the age of 17 to engage in sexual intercourse and that “if anyone doesn’t like it, they can go fuck themselves”.
“El Paso– Byuoded by their soon to be successful implementation of a city ordinance that will allow the El Paso Police Department to “play judge” and tow vehicles which they believe are uninsured, the EPPD today proposed yet another task which they have no business performing, proving yet again that they are overstaffed and don’t have enough work to do.”
Byuoded??? Are you making words up as you go along? Supposed to be funny, ese?
Use spell check vato.
sorry, “buoyed”.
don’t you have anything better to do than spell check a fucking fake news website that hasn’t been updated in months?
Calm down, ding dong. This is supposed to be a joke! (with some truth). You’re probably a cop.
I agree that you need to use spell check, you ding dong. But you are right on about the EPPD. They like to prance around town, misinterpret the law, and hook up with little girls!