Cd. Juarez, Chihuhua– EPFN reporters have learned that after a lull in new reporting on El Paso’s Number One Media Outlet- El Paso Fake News, that the editor of said outlet forgot the password to the website and was unable to log on for a few days.
Fake experts that our reporters consulted with advised that this was possibly due to the editor’s usual intoxicated state but now that the editor has written the password down and posted it on the refrigerator, he will probably only forget it a couple of times a month now and that regular reporting of news should resume soon.
