El Paso–Dozens of job-seekers attended the Sinaloa Cartel employment fair Saturday in Northeast El Paso.
The event was part of A New Year, Another 1,600 Murdered, a Sinaloa Cartel international campaign to spread the word about career options in the organization, said Rick Lopez, a Sinaloa Cartel spokesman. Open houses were held Saturday at 15 locations throughout the United States, he said.
Lopez said the agency is aiming to hire more than 11,000 agents by the end of 2009. The positions are to replace recently murdered, kidnapped and dismembered employees. Normally, the cartel does most of their hiring in Juarez however, due to the on-going war in the city, new employees are hard to find.
“Considering the way the economy is right now, this is a great opportunity,” Lopez said.
Another job lead . . . El Paso Police Department, hiring numbnuts every day! Perks include checking the vaginas of all 17 year old females.