El Paso– The Public Service Board responded late Sunday night to recent and well founded criticisms that they are out of control, that their employees are ridiculously over paid, that there is a lack of oversight, are generally well rounded assholes and that they should cease to exist by releasing the below press release that was signed by CEO Ed Archuletta:
Dear Esteemed El Pasoans:
Recently the Public Service Board has been criticized for a multitude of reasons. Please rest assured that all of these accusations are true.
However, we have nothing to fear since we are almost untouchable so we have this message for our critics and all El Pasoans- FUCK YOU!
Sincerely,
Ed Archuleta, CEO (yea, I laugh too every time I see that)
