EPFN Secret Lair– Below is a list of possible stories that have been submitted by our inept reporters that we may feature next week:
- “Extreme Makeover” Visits El Paso… Which Elected Official Will Get Made Over?
- Juarez Cartels Fire Rockets Into El Paso
- 8 Spectators Show Up…Record High Attendance at UTEP Lady Basketball Game
- Indios Soccer Team Kidnapped in Juarez
- Another Stomping Death At Horizon City McDonalds
- Tony Romo Attempts Suicide… Bullet Intercepted
